Thursday, August 21, 2008

McCain, what the hell!?!

C'mon, I mean, c'mon. It makes you look like a befuddled old man to forget how many homes you own.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

I'm back

At least for a little while. Glad to have you back with me!

Michael Phelps

An important question. I don't care if he is or not, but what's the point of a free country if you can't ask questions like these? Hat tip to Mr. Mahood for bringing this important issue to my attention.

Yay! I'm a Sh*t Sandwich Republican


It's official, I'm a Sh*t Sandwich Republican. It's like choosing between Amy Winehouse and Brittney Spears. I choose Brittney. Thanks McCain, you're my Brittney. Given a choice between driving towards a cliff at a leisurely pace of 25 mph and speeding off at 80, I'm going to calmly vote for the lesser of two evils. Afterwards, I'm going to club some baby seals and give the pelts to homeless people to keep warm this winter. And Obama, don't worry, it's far from too late for McCain to do something so stupid that I don't vote at all. Sorry, but I can't vote for a candidate that believes Earl Warren is an ideal Supreme Court Justice. I mean, honestly, why bother to have a lame Congress when the courts can legislate any way they want? Kinda seems anti-Democracy to appoint legislators for life.